Wheres a monkey when you need one?

Day 4 bestowed on me bananas to go with my cabbage soup. Who make up this #$&*? Oh..and skim milk. Being a fully fledged Kiwi, SKIM is NOT part of my vocabulary. 2% I do do- weasel piss I can't and won't. So THAT in itself could be called cheating. So sue me! I cannot drink milk by itself and never have since the age of  7. I got some sort of over reaction to it so can now only seem to consume it in coffee, ice cream or blizzard form lol. Maybe that's my problem! Maybe I ought adopt this SKIM thing and I'll never crave the wicked stuff again..hmmmmmm. That has to be a mere thought for now cause I am sooooooooo far away from turning into a leaf eater come soy nutter. But I digress. My Mothers words are constantly filling my ears right now. "Eat your veges first or you won't get desert." So I guzzle my soup, plunging it down my throat when the going gets tough, then reward myself with a frozen banana milkshake. Not 1/2 bad except I am so damn stuffed with cabbage that my tummy starts to protest and it is not as appealing as it ought be. Ce la vie- I am more than 1/2 way through. I feel like a wiener.